Monday, March 28, 2005
Watch the ATLien Rise

I don't know what's better about this Josh Smith Highlight Mix (to the tune of Game,) the devastating block where he looks like he might break Dirk's back, or the way original T-Rex Kevin Willis imparts wisdom on the talented young kid.
Monday, March 21, 2005
In the Kitchen

I hope I never have the misfortune of eating at the restaurant that is the setting for R Kelly's latest work of genius (his finest since "Rubbin' On Your Booty").
Props
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Eat at Yao's


Patrick Ewing and Dikembe Mutombo eat dinner with Yao Ming at Yao's new Houston eatery. Hilarity ensues.
Here's a little sample:
EWING: How many languages do you speak, seven?
MUTOMBO: I speak Ebonics now, so eight. Yao, do you speak Ebonics? [Yao shrugs.]
Mutombo's cellphone rings. The ring tone is 50 Cent's In Da Club.
Good Lookin' Out, Tewwy Gwoss

RZA on Fresh Air, and TG doesn't even condescend like she did to Lee Perry.
R. Diggs on Prokofiev: "When the woof came, he thwew on the twombones."