Tuesday, April 05, 2005
You Can't Stop Ron Mexico
You can only hope to contain him. Some worthless skeeze is suing Michael Vick for allegedly giving her Herpes. It's all pretty standard except for one minor detail; she accuses Vick of going by the alias "Ron Mexico" when, among other things, seeking treatment for his shameful simplex. After this pays this girl her hush money, he really ought to bust out a “Mexico” throwback. I’m sure Mitchell & Ness is already on the case.
