Wednesday, August 03, 2005
China-rico, Ho!
Somebody's about to get smacked...
A multi-round, bench-clearing brawl broke out in the middle of a Puerto Rico/China international b-ball game over there in China. Word is the Sinostines laid the smack down on the Boriqua, but Yao never even left the bench. China not soft, Yao is! What happened Yao, you used to be cool, man...
YAO STILL COOL!!
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- This Sony/Spitzer Payola Scam fallout has trickled all the way out to Texas, hit Austin, and I couldn't be happier. I like Lucinda Williams just fine, but Bob Schneider is a stupendous douche (and a terrible painter). Two Elton John tix to play his shitty frat-funk, singer-songwriter, dumped by Sandra Bullock crap? I'd have charged a lot more than that.
- Poplicks brings word of a life-size, bulged-crotch, Japanese R Kelly doll. Weird, weird Japanese. In further aRruh news, here's a Cliff's Notes version of the Trapped in the Closet saga. There's really no limit to the creative possibilities that might spring forth from this Trapped well of inspiration.
