Monday, August 01, 2005
Geography
The Doggs, Nate and Snoop respectively, with the G, Warren.
Geography 'Scrips:
- 512. To quote my man EZ, yuppie bastards ruining Austin. I always wanted a pet goat, and this goat is one of those badass satan-looking types. They should shut down that shitty (though aptly named) fake Mexican joint Guero's, and let the goat have the run of the place.
- Next Level. Yancan drum! This guy demonstrates how to use the keyboard drums and then some. My man GOES THE FUCK OFF.
- DC. I'm turning off the "no shameless celebrity gossip" filter for a second here because this Kiefer Sutherland
drunkblasted and horny story is pretty damn good. A friend of mine in LA told me a very similar story once, only his ended with Kiefy Kief and some big, gay, tatted up bartender shirtless and making out on the bar. The lesson here, fellas, is always proceed with caution when another dude starts complimenting your shirt. If he calls it a "top," run. - Netherworld. I've written before about Revs and his legendary underground diary, written in spraypaint, paragraph by paragraph, throughout the Subway tunnels and other deep, dark, dangerous places in NYC. These crazy Urban Explorer guys run into Revs stuff--roller tags, wheat-pastes, whatever--in every nasty hole they crawl into, and now they've found the fabled 1st page.
**I'm officially bringing back "herb" (pronounced like the name not the aromatic kind of plant you gotta buy in bunches or dimesacks) as my epithet of choice for doofus type dudes.
